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Sunday, August 27, 2006

lol. check tis out... haha.


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's hisfirst time andthe pharmacist helps the boy for about anhour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms andsex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl'sparentshouse and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!
"* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinnertablewhere the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back,
"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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